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I was dressed to the tees. Longer length top with lace trim top underneath, skinny jeans and nice Adidas sneakers. Hot, eh? Ricky was too bad himself. Really preppy, collar and baggy jeans. We grabbed some (really unhealthy but too delicious) burgers. He doesn’t seem to understand that my beauty and absolute radiance doesn’t come easy to the mortal.

I’m not jealous. He’s a guy, he’ll appreciate a particulary ample cleavage or some giraffe legs. But outright flirting I will not stand back and view.

Guess who was at the mall? Lor. Loralee “Lor” Thorne (-in-the-ass) who is really pretty but too obvious for most people’s liking. But not Ricky! Oh no. Lor slithers up, tongue hanging out of her mouth, totally “Stupid girl”by Pink. As follows (I like these):

“Hi, Ricky.” (Lor) I glare at her.

“Hey, Lor. What’s crackin’?”

“Nothing.”

“Hi Lor.” Me, pointedly.

“Uh-huh. What you doin’ Ricky? You shore look hawt in the shirt.” Lor, slimily.

“Thanks. You don’t look too shabby yourself.”

“Hah! Thanks…” At this point I should be glaring a hole in Rick’s back at this point for all my concentration, but my eyes possess not this surely useful skill. I stand up, flip my very nicely done hair and stalk off. I took out my Razr and phoned my mom, and asked–no, demanded she pick me up.

I got home and he phoned my a bit after. In a nutshell, he’s angry because I ruined our date, but I suspect that it’s because I didn’t pay my half. Brothers. He also said that, no, I could not possibly be angry because Lor is out of his league! He went on to describe the long and ample ways she is out of his league. I don’t know if you watch Grey’s Anatomy, but I felt like she was Izzie, and I was Callie. I quoted her and said “So, what does that make me?” and hung up. I was tempted to add “Wallow in your own (expletive deleted) filth”, but I felt that was in poor taste.

Luv ya (Can’t say the same about Richard though).

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